Just for laughs.

Music: Avenged Sevenfold - Dear God.

TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong!
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how and I spell it!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.

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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,same time and in the same year."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get this MUMMY then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?

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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher



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Heehee, all of the above just for laughs, I've been slowly clearing my email inbox and I dug up all these emails from years ago.

Thought this would be a good way to slowly clear them by posting them up and sharing them with everyone.



So I haven't been updating since practically forever and I'll be flying to China for 9 days and I'm seriously wondering what I'm going to do about baby D.
For the past 3 going to 4 months that I've known him, we've spent practically everyday together.
I know that sooner or later it'll be impossible for us to spend this much time with one another but we just have been doing so for so long.
And this time, I'll be leaving for more than a week, I don't know how I'll be able to survive in a country full of Cheenahs, let alone without him for that long!

You just tell me what to do?

But on the other hand, my O levels are finally coming to an end, with tomorrow's Science MCQ being the very last paper I'll sit in the Xinmin multi-purpose hall for.
It's kind of sad really, thinking how I've spent the last 4 years of my life sloughing day in and day out in the different classrooms of the school.

This place has held millions of memories for me, the good, the bad, the pretty and the ugly.

But now, everything has come to an end, and since every ending is a new beginning, I'll be beginning life without Xinmin Secondary in it.
I've left behind the place which caused me multiple heartaches, countless days spent in tears, millions of memories with friends and even beautiful teachers which despite me giving up on them, they never gave up on me.
I grew up, yes, I grew up in Xinmin Secondary and be it how the world sees me as I leave it, I know that this is the one institute of learning I'll never regret joining.

No matter what happens, I'll always remember everything.

Been playing Ape Academy with baby D on his psp and I'm glad to say it's cute but retarded.
But one thing's for sure, it's definitely entertaining, but I miss DJ Max really.
Oh well.
Good luck for D's practical today (:

"Dear God,
The only thing I ask of you is to hold him when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away."